BZPStuck

BZPSTUCK

A young man stands warily in his bedroom, feeling vaguely perturbed by the sense that someone is watching him. Today is his twenty-first birthday, but unlike some less than respectable young pixellated gentleman he has already bequeathed himself a name and does not need your nor anyone else's assistance in the matter

Enter Name 

 

You're....you're not very smart, are you?

Alright Wise-Ass, What is it?

Your name is Raymond Adams, a vaguely familiar cypher that for some reason feels more than a little bit like gross mary-su style antics, but you're just way too spectacular at everything for that to be true.

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 No but seriously. Now that we know who it is that we are in ways almost insidious both inhabiting and voyeuristically viewing simultaneously, perhaps we should explore some of your INTERESTS. Your somewhat disheveled room gives us our first clue that you are perhaps NOT AS ORGANIZED as one would expect a rational human adult to be. Relics of a great SUGAR BINGE are evident, as are copious amounts of cloth articles meant to be adorned about your FRAIL BODY. Laying about are various hints as to your myriad interests that are SOMEWHAT EMBARRASSING to bring up in polite conversation.

Still, you might not be at a complete loss, for at your feet lies a tool of GREAT ILLUSTRATIVE POWER. When the mood compels you, you enjoy using it to create visual utopias and vistas that can be quite pleasant to view. That mood compels you very rarely. You are a COLLECTOR and a FAN, an ARTIST and a SLOB, and often, you enjoy PLAYING GAMES. Tonight you will play a very special game with a group of friends you like a lot...and perhaps, just once, you might manage to do it without getting distracted by pretty pictures on the Internet.

Or not. I mean did you see that crazy cat? What are with those Antics!!!

What will you do?

Enter Command.....