Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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You abscond from that autorobotic display and scoot yourself into the LIVING ROOM. Aptly named for being the place in your house where people tend to spend the least amount of their lives. To your left is a Chess board where you and your brother engage in a friendly competition. Neither of you makes a move until the other one leaves the room and vice-versa. This allows you to realize just how stupid what you did was and correct it without anyone being the wiser when you sacrifice your queen for a pawn then just stuff them both in your drooling mouth.


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 You continue into the room. On the couch is your brother's MOBILE PHONE. That and this robotic monstrosity here tell you he's got to be somewhere near by. Since it seems likely you plan on continuing this extensive and almost excruciating unnecessary tour of your own household for the benefit of nobody but yourself, you might as well clarify where everything is. Directly in front of you is the front door, and beyond that, the mailbox. To your right, the kitchen, and to your left is your brother's room, but there is no way you plan on stepping into that cave of horrors. The last time you tried that it took a whole bottle of Nyquil just to calm you down enough to start screaming.

So, hero, what will you do?

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